Oh dear, the festive ‘round robin’ has taken a real beating
from Lynne Truss’s wit and irony this week on BBC Radio 4. You may have
heard. In response, I’d better watch my ‘p’s and ‘q’s. Was that correctly
punctuated, Lynne?
She made me smile and a small part of me feels some sympathy
with her. Yes, they can be
full of accounts of family achievements and no, they do not
really take account of the individual recipient’s feelings as much as they should. If the lucky person receiving a Christmas
letter has had a bad year, then of course the last thing they want to hear is
how wonderful life is – I mean, truly perfect, children, family, house, health,
finances, everything in top-notch order – for someone else.
However, I did send my ‘Christmas letter’ to many people – not all,
I must stress – on my Christmas card list. There, I’ve said it. I’ve
confessed. I am that self-satisfied,
supercilious, self-important person that apparently all round robin senders are
– according to the wonderful (isn’t she just perfect?) Lynne Truss.
So, in defence of my despicable and persistently annual
missive I would just like to say:
I was on the brink of going one better, sending out a note
to inform all and sundry that this would be our last year for sending Christmas
cards, as they do seem very not on-trend amongst trendy people, who would never
use the word ‘trendy’ it’s so last century. I did not actually do this; so my
point scarcely lends any weight to this debate but, you see, it made me think –
always dangerous at this time of year. Some people (mentioning no names) would
forget such a note by Christmas 2013 and would assume we had died. Then our children
would doubtless get endless phone calls, texts, emails and letters enquiring
about our deaths. How could we be such a burden to our children before our actual demise?
There are certainly people whom we have not seen in,
possibly, 50 or 60 years, to whom I annually send best wishes and festive goodwill.
Perhaps my husband knows who his 3rd cousins twice removed are (What is this? http://chaplinspeaks.hubpages.com/hub/What-Is-a-Second-Cousin-Twice-Removed-Chart-Explains-All ). I
am exaggerating but I am not entirely
sure what faces belong to which names, even though it behoves me, and always
has done, to send them a card. Doubtless they would be quite upset if they did
not get a card from us after all these decades. I do not send these distant
people a letter.
At the other end of the spectrum there are friends whom we
quite possibly saw last week, or a few times during the year. They do not need
a letter to update them on the progress of our family.
There is a mass of folk in between though, who do not use
Facebook, Twitter or even email that much. They would scoff at the word ‘blog’. Yes, such
people (perfectly nice and normal) exist and I do send them a letter because
it is a good way to keep in touch. It is within the bounds of possibility that
we may one day meet, call them or visit them when up north or they may drop in
to see us if they are down south. Thanks to our yearly exchange of news we
would not have to start from scratch with birth of children or grandchildren.
I confess I would not do well if quizzed on the
content of Christmas letters past, received from others. You see, we all adopt
the manner of skimming – we are quick to spot words like ‘heart attack’, ‘wedding’
, ‘divorce’ or ‘grandchild’. Other things like, ‘holidays … blah … blah … blah …’
we may read but would probably not commit to memory unless we could relate to
it or it provided useful information for our next planned trip.
Do our adult children exchange Christmas cards? Probably
not. They keep in touch with friends much more efficiently than we ever did at
their age, with the wonder of electronics. But we old die-hards like to cling
on to the old ways, I suppose. There is a childish delight in hearing the slap
of envelopes is they plop onto the hall floor. My husband and I still try to be
first to pick them up and have the pleasure of opening them. If there is a
letter inside, we are usually pleased – unless it really is one of those that
go on and on and on … then I am with Lynne Truss all the way. Too much
information gives round robins a bad name.
I tend not to mention too many negatives in my Christmas
letter – because, quite frankly, who wants to hear about problems and failures at
Christmas? If that means it comes across as smug or just too unbearably cheerful,
then I make no apologies.
Merry Christmas – I shall now shut up until next year – but please,
do let me have your thoughts. Do you, or don’t you?
